spoopious:

it took me 10 years to realized his head went into the shape of a leg

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qoax:

communismkills:

As a woman, I can attest to this: women only consider it “creepy” or “sexual harassment” if they don’t find you attractive.

lmao your head is so fucking far up ur ass u can probably chew ur food twice

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herwhisperisthe-jyp:

i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up

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mulders:

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underfirepromo:

"Neither enemy faces, nor the mothers that love them, come to mind when one is thinking of nothing but endeavoring to survive. Philosophizing about war is useless under fire” -Linda Berdoll

Under Fire is a seven month old Marauders Era roleplay that began at the start of the Marauders’ seventh year. For the past few years, things have been brewing. People would disappear one at a time. A random body would wind up dead with no magical trail. Finally, tragedy struck when a quaint wizarding village was raided and dozens lost their lives. It is said that a group known as Death Eaters set the village on fire through magical means, rendering water useless. Many people lost family members and friends. Some children were kept home by their parents, while others braved onto Hogwarts. Dumbledore swears the walls are safe, but with the world under fire, how long until you burn?

Rita Skeeter has always had a knack for delivering information in the absolute most exciting way possible, even if it isn’t all completely true. Gilderoy Lockhart loves to be the exciting news, even if it isn’t all completely true. He is also incredibly handsome and charismatic, making it easy for people to believe they can tell him anything. Somehow, it always seems to manage to end up in Rita’s blog the next day. Coincidence? How long until someone discovers their partnership and lights it on fire? Gilderoy Lockhart needed! 

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owldee:

calling out slut shaming hells yes

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spoopious:

it took me 10 years to realized his head went into the shape of a leg

(Source: fromup0npoppyhill, via ruinedchildhood)

qoax:

communismkills:

As a woman, I can attest to this: women only consider it “creepy” or “sexual harassment” if they don’t find you attractive.

lmao your head is so fucking far up ur ass u can probably chew ur food twice

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herwhisperisthe-jyp:

i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up

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mulders:

Men Stop Threatening To Kill Your Daughters Boyfriends To Prove Your Masculinity and Show That Your Daughter Is Your Property 2k14

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underfirepromo:

"Neither enemy faces, nor the mothers that love them, come to mind when one is thinking of nothing but endeavoring to survive. Philosophizing about war is useless under fire” -Linda Berdoll

Under Fire is a seven month old Marauders Era roleplay that began at the start of the Marauders’ seventh year. For the past few years, things have been brewing. People would disappear one at a time. A random body would wind up dead with no magical trail. Finally, tragedy struck when a quaint wizarding village was raided and dozens lost their lives. It is said that a group known as Death Eaters set the village on fire through magical means, rendering water useless. Many people lost family members and friends. Some children were kept home by their parents, while others braved onto Hogwarts. Dumbledore swears the walls are safe, but with the world under fire, how long until you burn?

Rita Skeeter has always had a knack for delivering information in the absolute most exciting way possible, even if it isn’t all completely true. Gilderoy Lockhart loves to be the exciting news, even if it isn’t all completely true. He is also incredibly handsome and charismatic, making it easy for people to believe they can tell him anything. Somehow, it always seems to manage to end up in Rita’s blog the next day. Coincidence? How long until someone discovers their partnership and lights it on fire? Gilderoy Lockhart needed! 

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owldee:

calling out slut shaming hells yes

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spoopious:

it took me 10 years to realized his head went into the shape of a leg

(Source: fromup0npoppyhill, via ruinedchildhood)

qoax:

communismkills:

As a woman, I can attest to this: women only consider it “creepy” or “sexual harassment” if they don’t find you attractive.

lmao your head is so fucking far up ur ass u can probably chew ur food twice

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herwhisperisthe-jyp:

i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up

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mulders:

Men Stop Threatening To Kill Your Daughters Boyfriends To Prove Your Masculinity and Show That Your Daughter Is Your Property 2k14

(via thebittersweetkingdom)

underfirepromo:

"Neither enemy faces, nor the mothers that love them, come to mind when one is thinking of nothing but endeavoring to survive. Philosophizing about war is useless under fire” -Linda Berdoll

Under Fire is a seven month old Marauders Era roleplay that began at the start of the Marauders’ seventh year. For the past few years, things have been brewing. People would disappear one at a time. A random body would wind up dead with no magical trail. Finally, tragedy struck when a quaint wizarding village was raided and dozens lost their lives. It is said that a group known as Death Eaters set the village on fire through magical means, rendering water useless. Many people lost family members and friends. Some children were kept home by their parents, while others braved onto Hogwarts. Dumbledore swears the walls are safe, but with the world under fire, how long until you burn?

Rita Skeeter has always had a knack for delivering information in the absolute most exciting way possible, even if it isn’t all completely true. Gilderoy Lockhart loves to be the exciting news, even if it isn’t all completely true. He is also incredibly handsome and charismatic, making it easy for people to believe they can tell him anything. Somehow, it always seems to manage to end up in Rita’s blog the next day. Coincidence? How long until someone discovers their partnership and lights it on fire? Gilderoy Lockhart needed! 

Home | Plot | Characters | Apply

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owldee:

calling out slut shaming hells yes

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